Full Name: Thomas Rogthaniel Maton III
Leader of the Badnix
Mini-Boss of Wood World
Lowly enemy monster who climbed the ranks – now the face of the war effort against the nefarious enemy-stomping Kevin. A walking ball of idealism & anxiety!
Full Name: Perry Boltcrusher
Rog's oldest, least trustworthy friend. Has a checkered past that left him with a criminal record and a lot of extra coins. Kind of a jerk!
Full Name: Arika Nidd
A brilliant young enemy raised from birth to be a maniacal supervillain. Formerly Rogs rival, now more of a friendly nemesis.
Lvl. 50 Black Mage
A humble, overlooked slime who's tried to prove herself by becoming a wizard and a powerful fighter. Currently proving herself by fighting in the World Warriors tournament.
Full Name: Theodore R36Y
Formerly a simple medical robot, his unassuming programming hides a well of cunning & wisdom. May be dating Sluri.
Full Name: Darrk Vladicles Badfang
Actual Name: Derek
A brooding vampire assassin with amnesia, a cool sword, and a dark past. Basically, an eternal teenager living out his edgy grimdark fantasies.
Full Name: Rose Waters
Junior Naval Combat Officer
A perennial fanfic writer & Rog's #1 fangirl. One of the few dozen Junior Minions that Rog's hired since the Badnix hit the big time.
Easily distracted human who crossed dimensions to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend… though he seems more interested in collecting treasure & hopping on hapless monster victims.
Talking Animal Sidekick
Kevin's companion and guide. Secretly a powerful entity who is influencing Kevin to destroy the worlds the Badnix call home, for reasons yet unclear.
Boss of Dark World
Head of the Power Council
Surprisingly chill tyrannical overlord. Set off the current war by kidnapping Kevin's girlfriend, which led to the Badnix driving him into exile. Gradually working his way back into power with the help of his secret council.
Full Name: Charlotte Nidd
Boss of Ghost World
Councilor of Secrets
A sinister spymaster & close supporter of the King. Arika is her daughter; the two have had a falling out since Arika threw her support in with the Badnix.
Boss of Future World
Councilor of Science
Another boss from a powerful world who supports the King. Master of cutting-edge science & technology, and surprisingly sassy for an alien cyborg.
Lv. 75 Wind Mage
Councilor of Magiks
A jaded, pragmatic magic user in Metafoblin's employ. Their no doubt lengthy and sordid backstory remains unknown.
Captain of Industry
Councilor of Commerce
A demon capitalist who bankrolls Metafoblin's schemes with a giant safe full of inherited wealth. Probably the most evil character in the comic.
A.K.A. The Strategy Guide
Councilor of Strategy
A strange, possibly omniscient human-like being offering tips & tricks which are occasionally relevant or useful. Seems to be Metafoblin's equivalent of Hud – the two may be related.
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Hud's brother, a corrupted, reality-warping being who wants to destroy the universe. Currently trapped in the 7 "Chaos Stars", items that Rog and Metafoblin have mutually agreed to keep under lock and key.
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Chaos elementals with the ability to break down reality, duplicate items, clip through walls, etc. Drawn to Number like, er, moths to a flame.
Challenger from Wood World
Veteran competitior in the World Warriors tournament… who's never won a single match. Despite that, he's become an expert in matters of competitive fighting (or at least the theory of it).
Lv. 52 Black Mage
Full Name: Rivalia Weatherpattern
Another wizard from Sluri's magic school who's shown up to fight at the World Warriors tournament. Seems to have a grudge against Sluri and slimes in general.
Kevin's captive girlfriend, the face who launched a thousand airships. Still being held by the King. Seems to have gotten fed up with waiting to be rescued.
Boss of Wood World
A tree with a face, formerly Rog's boss. Runs his under-funded world with a certain jaded, seen-it-all apathy. Ultimately a decent guy.
Thomas Maton I
Rog's idolized grandfather, a member of the King's vanguard during the Arcade Wars. Lingers as a ghost so that his (very outdated) wisdom might benefit future generations.
Tom Maton Jr.
Rog's father, a lawyer who defends enemies injured on the job. Has a major chip on his shoulder about his father's (and son's) adventuresome careers.
Perry's younger sister. Lives on a farm in Food World with her robot husband and possibly-cyborg son. Seems to be getting on with her life.
Boss of Fire World
League of Bosses Chairman
Rog's contact in the League of Bosses, a democratic council that formed since Metafoblin's fall from grace. Responsible & agreeable fellow, though he has a fiery (HAHA) temper.
Boss of Beach World
AKA The Crusty Sea Captain
A crusty sea captain. May also be a member of the Boss Council, the warden of a sunken labyrinth, and a genius inventor. Definitely crusty, though.
A corporate-minded pirate from Beach World who has crossed cutlasses with the Badnix more than once. His body may or may not be ready (and/or deceased).
A doe-eyed roving reporter stuck doing fluff pieces about the Badnix for the Channel 64 network. Wishes she was doing real journalism.
Lv. ?? Black Mage
Mysterious slime wizard who studied under the same masters as Sluri. Served as the King's understudy, and may have deliberately allowed his & Sluri's homeworld to be destroyed. Currently AWOL.
The Bug Mob
Crime family that exploited Bugs to cause trouble during the Beta Age. Ex-members include Perry's parents (who died in a gang conflict), and Perry (who joined to rob them blind). The few remaining members are robots, hardcoded to remain loyal to the end.
Time travelling future version of Perry who occasionally shows up to alter history. May be trying to prevent something horrible. May also just be gratifying his own nostalgia by collecting pogs and watching old TV shows.